Monday, September 28, 2009

NYC Day 1

so, here i am in nyc - i freaking love it!!!! but day one could be accompanied by murphy's law....

my day starts off great!!! i took taxi to work - i trained all day learning new stuff - i was overwhelmed before i got here but as i learned more and more it all became very understandable - getting ready to leave the office and i decide to go ahead and take the subway - i'm totally familiar with it here and had no worries - UNTIL i got an ASSSSSSSSS of a guy working behind the glass window (just like spence in king of queens) - so the vending machine says no bills, i go up to his CAGE (the animal) began my question of can i just buy a metro card from you since i only have BILLS to pay with - he decided he would start his patronizing response of "doesn't cash consist of change?" i was likw ya -"didn't you say you have cash?" - ya! - well, then you can pay with change at the vending machine -DUH! -freaking einstein - no wonder theey replaced you wth a macine -ya jackass!!!!!! so, my blood began to boil and i said, "so, genius -my point is that i only have BILLS!" in a nasty tone told me to give him my money if i wanted to buy the card...

then, pretty day, iget off the train and stop to get a bite to take home - as i'm ordering it starts poring down rain outside and the lady behind the counter feels bad for me and gives me her umbrella - how sweet is that!!! so her kindness totally negated the subway dude :) i'm hustling home in the rain and as i step off the elevator - the bags busts open and my dinner rolls down the hallway - the pizza was a little skewed but it was yummy!!!!

oh and did i mention that when i got off the train i had no clue how to get home? yea, there's retard eleni asking how to get to my address b/c apparently there are three sections to park avenue and i had no clue which section i was in :) duh?

then after i'm done eating dinner and i'm in my pj's there a knock on the door from a marco - you know the doorman downstairs - i open the door and there are my keys still in the lock on the outside :) that's how it ends...

all in all nyc serves it's role - exciting, fun, fast pace, new experiences....

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